m-oonblaze:

everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb

(via jaidenbatchler)

mytoecold:

A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it. 

I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”

I wrote this:

Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.

Love,

Drew 

(via swagflation)

katsplanet:

im afraid my online friends are gonna meet me in person and be like “oh”

(via nicehairedwallflower)